Your first name of Yossarian has made you systematic and practical in all you do. You save and purchase items of high-quality which you take care of with particular attention. Particular about your material possessions, you keep everything you own in a good state of repair. Budgeting comes easily for you. The decisions you make are usually based on practical reasoning rather than on emotional impulse. You desire success and are not afraid to work hard for it. Therefore, you prefer to have control of material and financial values yourself and to avoid speculation. You are not overly romantic or imaginative. Through wrong eating and tension, weaknesses in the physical body could appear in the digestive system or in the reproductive organs of the body. Your very practical nature does not allow you the appreciation you might have for life's more aesthetic values as it keeps your mind mostly concerned with facts and figures.